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The Rose Well Files

A Tale of Woozles and UFOs

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The Rose Well Files

By: David Luddington
Narrated by: Nigel Planer
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About this listen

Rose Well Holiday Park needs a hero. This once shining icon of the Great British Holiday Camp is dying, and the last residents are more interested in preparing for a zombie apocalypse or fighting off imaginary UFOs than playing crazy golf or bingo. In addition, a foreign bottled water company is attempting to force a sale so they can seize the last asset of Rose Well Park, the Rose Well Spring. What Rose Well Park could probably do without is a hero whose belief in a better tomorrow far outweighs any of his past achievements. But William Fox is all they have. Armed with nothing more than an undying sense of optimism and a box of books about alien conspiracies, he slowly draws up his plans to make Rose Well Park famous.

©2021 David Luddington (P)2021 W F Howes Fantasy Fiction Literature & Fiction Satire Comedy Paranormal Funny Witty

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Fun little romp, quite frothy and worth a punt. My only complaint is that the wonderful Nigel Plainer unfortunately made every woman's voice sound wheedling and nasal which grates after awhile.

Good fun romp!

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Nigel Planer does a good job narrating this quirky, fun alien abduction silliness story. Enjoyed!

Amusing!

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Just perfect. I think this one is my favourite! Chortling and snorting with amusement and loving the gentle digs at modern life.

Laughing all the way.

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Throughly enjoyed this story, it kept me hooked all the way through well worth a listen

Great listen

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I enjoyed this book very much. I thought the narrator was excellent. Each character was superbly defined and recognisable. I was sorry to come to the end of the story .

Great performance

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