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The Onesies: Spring

Totlandia, Book 3

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The Onesies: Spring

By: Josie Brown
Narrated by: Anna Concha
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About this listen

THIS IS BOOK 3 IN AN 8-PART EPISODIC SERIES.

Each book completes a story arc, but it includes a series cliffhanger that connects Books 1-4; and then Books 5-8.

IN BOOK 3 OF TOTLANDIA:

Spring comes in like a lamb as the exclusive Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club welcomes its newest members. But that tranquility belies a storm brewing as new tensions and old rivalries come to a head.

The surviving moms are ready to reap the rewards of membership, but none of them counted on club founder, Bettina Connaught Cross, needing a pick-me-up from a bitter betrayal. While lesser women might cry into their pillows, Bettina finds comfort in exerting control over her domain. With Bettina on a rampage, the new Onesies are trying to stay out of sight long enough to deal with their own issues:

  • Lorna wants to tell her family about Dante's autism, but keeping it on her own terms could be difficult when her hippie mom and socialite mother-in-law meet for the first time.
  • Jillian fights to regain her financial footing and confront her own insecurities, finding comfort in an unexpected place.
  • And Ally can't bear the thought of hurting Jade, so she continues to bury her feelings for Brady.
  • But when another desperate housewife stirs the mix, Jade could become a pawn in an even more devious game.

It's no ordinary spring in Totlandia, as emotions build to a fury and end with a roar.

Friendship. Lies. Seduction. Betrayal. Welcome to Totlandia.

©2013 Josie Brown (P)2023 Josie Brown
Absurdist Fiction Genre Fiction Literature & Fiction Romance Romantic Comedy Comedy
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