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The Kiss Quotient

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The Kiss Quotient

By: Helen Hoang
Narrated by: Carly Robins
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A cosmopolitan title to get excited about in 2018!

Stella Lane thinks math is the only thing that unites the universe. She comes up with algorithms to predict customer purchases - a job that has given her more money than she knows what to do with as well as way less experience in the dating department than the average 30-year-old. It doesn't help that she has Asperger's and that French kissing reminds her of a shark getting its teeth cleaned by pilot fish. She decides that she needs lots of practice - with a professional - which is why she hires escort Michael Phan.

The Vietnamese-Swedish stunner can't afford to turn down Stella's offer, and he agrees to help her check off all the boxes on her lesson plan - from foreplay to more-than-missionary position... Before long, Stella not only learns to appreciate his kisses but also to crave all of the other things he's making her feel. Their no-nonsense partnership starts making a strange kind of sense. And the pattern that emerges convinces Stella that love is the best kind of logic...

©2018 Helen Hoang (P)2018 Dreamscape Media, LLC Contemporary Contemporary Romance Fiction Multicultural Neurodiversity Romance Women's Fiction Feel-Good Comedy Fake Relationship Korean Authors

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As an autistic person, the main character was very relatable and the story was great. It's the first book I've been able to complete in years :)

Very much enjoyed

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I don’t don’t why this book hasn’t got a higher rating. It has won a Goodread award and kept cropping up in my recommendations so I thought I’d give it a whirl despite the rating being around 4 (and on Audible most people seem to rate way too generously which is frustrating, so 4 is usually not that great).

Quality wise it’s up there with my favourite romance authors who have good character development, interesting plots and believable chemistry. I was really absorbed throughout, and the only thing that let it down was the lack of effective communication drama towards the end. Even that didn’t negatively effect it too much for me because overall it was great, so only took half a star off.

I’ll be looking out for more from this author.

4.5 stars

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I really enjoyed the book. I thought it was different, well written and interesting. Some scenes were so well written I felt like I was there.

couldn't stop listening

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Read it in one sitting, only stopping for drinks. Lovely story. Really liked it.

Loved it. Devoured it in one sitting.

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It's been a while since I had a book that would keep me up at night to continue the story.

oh wow!

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