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The Impossible Thing

By: Belinda Bauer
Narrated by: Phil Dunster
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From the exceptionally original mind of CWA Gold Dagger Award winner and Booker-longlisted author Belinda Bauer, a sweeping tale of obsession, greed, ambition, and a crime that has remained unsolved for a hundred years.

It was the greatest mystery never told . . .

1926. On the towering cliffs of Yorkshire, men are lowered on ropes to steal the eggs of the sea birds who nest there. The most beautiful are sold for large sums. But when small and hungry Celie Sheppard finds an 'impossible' red egg, it will forever alter the course of her life - and the lives of others.

100 years later in a remote cottage in Wales, Patrick Fort discovers his friend, Nick, and his mother tied up and robbed. The only thing missing: a carved case containing an incredible scarlet egg. Doggedly attempting to retrieve it, Patrick and Nick discover the cruel world of egg trafficking, and soon find themselves on the trail of a priceless collection of eggs lost to history. Until now.

A taut, wonderfully imagined novel brimming with skullduggery at every turn, The Impossible Thing is a blazing testament to Belinda Bauer’s status as one of our greatest living crime writers.

‘A captivating novel from one of the UK’s most talented storytellers. I loved every page of this unique mystery.’ CLARE MACKINTOSH

‘The gift of The Impossible Thing is the pure joy of reading.’ VAL MCDERMID

'Extraordinary. There's a deceptive simplicity to The Impossible Thing that packs a real punch.' ANN CLEEVES

© Belinda Bauer 2025 (P) Penguin Audio 2025

Crime Thrillers Historical Mystery Thriller & Suspense Heartfelt

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Critic reviews

This highly imaginative and gloriously written novel is packed with memorable characters, most of them misfits. This is literary crime writing at its best.
Extraordinary
Belinda Bauer is a genius - she can turn any idea into a solid gold, suspenseful, immersive and intriguing story. This could be her best ever.
A unique blend of crime and history.
Comic, thrilling and ultimately moving.
Fans of Bauer know to expect something original from this most ingenious of crime writers. . . a funny, moving and beautifully written tale of misfits and oological obsession.
Intriguing . . . A perfect crime caper.
Bauer (Exit) tugs at the heartstrings in this extraordinary literary mystery that unfolds across intersecting timelines . . . It’s another winner from an impressively versatile writer.
Suspenseful, charming . . . [Bauer] is a sympathetic, playful writer, and she populates her book with as colorful an array of characters as you could hope for . . . Very exciting.
All stars
Most relevant
funny and endearing characters, heartfelt moments and an insight into Guillemots! Another great novel by Belinda Bauer

great storytelling

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on reading the synopsis I didn't expect to enjoy the book but trusted the author so gave it a go, it was a real 'page turner'

brilliant

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Narrator’s voice in brining the characters to life was perfect and the twists and turns and originality was so refreshing.

Very Original story which held me spellbound.

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having read all of Belinda Bauer’s previous books, I purchased this without knowing the storyline. It was a fascinating story about a subject I knew little about, told in the way only she can. Good to see the character Patrick returning from Rubbernecker. Well worth a read. I’m looking forward to her next novel already.

Another excellent novel by Belinda Bauer

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I have loved all of Belinda Bauer’s books and great to revisit Patrick; this was not one of my favourite stories but the author creates such fabulous characters you can not help feeling touched by them all as they become real in your mind.

Great narration

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