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The Femme's Guide to the Universe

By: Shar Rednour
Narrated by: Shar Rednour
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Summary

2012 Fabulousity Now!

Shar has updated and newly pizzazed her classic with even more information for today's femmes (or those that love us). Part Cosmo, part On Our Backs, part Girl Scout Handbook, this hilarious, practical, and comprehensive guide is for Femme Dykes, Baby Divas, Experience Queens, Outrageous Goddesses, Queer Femmes, Lipstick Lesbians, Vixens, and Vamps of every stripe - and those who want to date us!

Simply want a Goddess Life Manual?

Included:

  • How to start a car, a riot, or fire
  • An answer to: "Are long nails the answer to ice-cube tray trauma?"
  • Gull Girl Goddess Glossary - that secret de-coder book that we never got when we joined the Queer Dating Club!!
  • Butch/Femme romance explored and explained
  • Femme/femme attraction and love celebrated
  • How to get a garter-belt on and still get your panties off
  • Break-up support and tested advice, including Shar's classic "How to Wash Any Ex Right Outta Your Hair"
  • What should be in your toolbox, under your bed, and on your outgoing message: gender empowerment & celebration
  • How to make vegetarian gravy
  • The answer to "Do femmes wear boxer shorts?"
  • How to have sex with RSI or other chronic conditions
  • How to succeed in the workplace
  • Geminist shaving deciphered
  • Femme transwoman? Oh Girl get on in here - in Shartopia.
  • You know a femme is a femme is a hellooo, Goddess.
  • from big to small, young to old, country gals to city ones
  • Shar has fashion, dating and life help for all.
  • Shar's Stain Removal Guide-Money saving tips for everyday including: building your sextoy collection, decorating your home, shopping for shoes
  • Shar is always Equal Income Opportunity conscious.
  • list of kitchen appliances are a waste of money and space-Huge Trouble-shooting Manual covering practical problems like butch/femme translation support group, living in lonely homophobic towns, and retorts to "You like me more than I like you."
  • and a whole lot more

When Shar says to guide to the universe - She means it.

©2000 Shar Rednour (P)2012 Audible, Inc.
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Categories: LGBTQ+

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