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The Dicktionary Club

The Dicktionary Club, Book 1

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The Dicktionary Club

By: Sophie Gravia
Narrated by: Emma Tracey, Grace Calder, Lois Chimimba
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From the Queen of Holiday Reads, Sophie Gravia, comes a brand new laugh-out-loud novel about friendship, love, and surviving modern dating. Grab your sunglasses, your beach bag and The Dicktionary Club!

Finding the one is just so hard...

Ella, Katy, and Zola are done with Glasgow's dating scene. From ghosting to catfishing to cringe-worthy Tinder messages, navigating love in today's society has become an absolute nightmare! But when one of them is dumped by a guy who saw her as nothing more than a quick swipe, the trio decide to fight back and take matters into their own hands. Creating The Dicktionary Club - an exclusive, women-only website dedicated to exposing Scotland's worst serial swipers with brutally honest reviews.

Their mission is to help women spot the red flags, dodge heartbreakers, and take back control of the dating scene. But as the site goes viral, so does the drama in their own love lives. And when one of them starts falling for a guy she's been warning others to avoid, things get messier-and more complicated-than ever...

Friendship, flirting and absolute chaos, The Dicktionary Club has got it all, from the bestselling author of A Glasgow Kiss and Hot Girl Summer.

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Brilliantly written and narrated, I couldn't stop listening to this audio book. Another great story from Sophie Gravia

Funny, relatable and couldn't stop listening!

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a shame that the poor narrator ruined this. especially katie and phillip. sophie's other books with the original narrator are so much better 😭

awful male voice

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Really enjoyed the book and it definitely sounds like there will be a next instalment!! Loved the women’s supportive friendship and girl power message!
Not quite as funny as the first 3 books, but still really enjoyed!

An other triumph!

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If ever there was a book out there to cheer you up after a break-up, this is the one.
As the three friends, Ella, Katy, and Zola, help one another both in work and pleasure, it doesn't take them long to realise there is a gap in the market regarding reviews on men who use 'dating apps'.
Packing their evenings with dates so that they can build up reviews, each girl meets an unlikely match.
I loved Pilates and Philip's encounter. Brilliant.
And everyone has had that 'evil' bitch of a boss, so relatable.
A fantastic read.
Go and grab a copy now.

4/5

Hilarious, fabulous summer read.

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I like a happy ending and this book made me laugh, cry and feel the characters emotions. I was invested from the beginning. I loved the friendship between the main characters and made me think of my own little circle of friends and how important it is to have loyal, supportive friends in your life. I really like this author and have loved all of her books! Being from Glasgow, I recognise some of the places and feel a deeper connection because of this.

The characters were brilliant, the different personalities worked so well together.

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