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The Cosmic Con

A Satirical Close Encounter with Starseeds, Aliens, and Ascension Gone Wrong (The Sacred Fool Trilogy, Book 3)

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The Cosmic Con

By: A.J. Salara
Narrated by: Shawn Elliott
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About this listen

What if you woke up one day and realized your spiritual awakening was actually a carefully curated cosmic marketing campaign?

In The Cosmic Con, the wildly inventive final installment of the Sacred Fool Trilogy, A.J. Salara delivers a hilarious and heartfelt sendoff to a generation of seekers chasing downloads, DNA upgrades, and their place among the stars. It’s a parody of New Age consumer culture—and a deeply human exploration of what happens when the myth collapses and all that’s left is... you.

This audiobook isn’t just a cosmic roast of starseed TikTok influencers, alien channelers, and pastel-drenched ascension kits—it’s also a love letter to those who wanted to believe. Because behind every conspiracy, retreat, or channeled “galactic transmission,” is someone simply longing to feel seen.

Inside, you’ll meet:

A support group for recovering starseeds (with snacks)

Galactic influencers navigating burnout, sponsorship drama, and alien ghosting

Light language karaoke, Atlantis flashbacks, and the Galactic Federation’s HR department

An ascension event so overhyped, it almost becomes meaningful

And the final wink of the Fool, reminding us that the joke was never on us—it was for us

The Cosmic Con isn’t here to debunk belief—it’s here to laugh at the branding of it, and to gently guide us home to the sacred weirdness of being human. With wit, compassion, and razor-sharp insight, Salara closes the trilogy not with closure, but with clarity—and a cosmic giggle.

If you’ve ever questioned your cosmic origins, cried during a crystal haul unboxing, or just wanted your spiritual path to feel real again, this book was written for you.

Because in the end, the only thing more powerful than belief... is laughter.

©2025 A.J. Salara (P)2025 A.J. Salara
Literature & Fiction Satire Funny Heartfelt Witty
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