The Coffee Conundrum
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The Coffee Conundrum
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Narrated by:
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David Gentle
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By:
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Tim Battersby
About this listen
Synopsis: The Coffee Conundrum by Tim Battersby
Bernard Bixby isn’t asking for much—just a decent cup of coffee and a quiet morning without emotional turbulence or pants-related incidents. But when his coffee machine dies a tragic, gurgling death, Bernard is thrust into a caffeine-deprived spiral of existential dread, public embarrassment, and latte-fueled absurdity.
What starts as a simple quest for caffeine turns into a hilarious urban odyssey involving unicorn lattes, overly chipper baristas, and brief philosophical tangents about toaster therapy. As Bernard navigates crowded coffee shops and mind-numbing small talk, he becomes the unwitting hero of his own jittery epic—powered by equal parts desperation and espresso.
The Coffee Conundrum is a fast-paced, wildly funny monologue that blends observational comedy with heart. Perfect for fans of Robin Williams-style storytelling, it’s a love letter to coffee, chaos, and the universal madness of mornings.
©2025 Tim Gwynne Battersby (P)2025 Tim Gwynne Battersby