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Tallulah's Temptation

Narrated by: Shane East, Amanda Ronconi
Series: Sea Shenanigans, Book 1
Length: 2 hrs and 51 mins
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Summary

Pirate Doug 

What in the Chicken of the Sea was I thinking to agree to this half-arsed Otherworld Defense Agency mission? 

I’m the most absurdly good looking vampire pirate of the High Seas. Being on the run for my life is very important work…and a freaking full-time job. Defending mermaids from some vicious sea hags is going to cut into my pilfering time. 

Unacceptable. 

Even though this is a very bad move on my part, I know I’ll eventually agree - too many bounties on my arse to refuse, and the thought of a certain mermaid makes my roger quite jolly. 

However, Tallulah, the leader of the Mystical Isle Pod of Mermaids, isn’t going to be happy to see me…at all. The horrible, sexy, breathtaking woman has been starring in my dreams for too many years to count. Sadly, just when my mind wanders to the really good nookie part, the dream ends with her lopping my Johnson off. 

I just hope to Hell and back that the sea hags have some outstanding booty to steal. If I’m going to have to regrow my tallywhacker, the treasure had better damned well be worth it. 

Tallulah 

Running a tourist trap for humans in the Bermuda Triangle had sounded like a fine plan - until it wasn’t. With the sea hags gunning for our island and ruining our questionably successful business, I did what any desperate mermaid would do. I called for backup. 

Of course, getting help from the Otherworld Defense Agency is risky as they don’t usually deal with ocean creatures. Whatever. Desperate times call for crappy measures. Chances are they’ll send freaking pirates. I hate pirates....

Well, I hate one pirate in particular. 

Hopefully, it won’t be the one seafaring jackhole I despise more than any other. Pirate Doug would be an idiot to show his face here after what he’d done. Not only did the dumbass abscond with our treasure, the son-of-a-bitch took my heart with him as well. 

I’ll tear his sorry ass to shreds if he so much as steps even one hairy toe on my island.

©2018 Robyn Peterman (P)2018 Audible, Inc.

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  • BCherry27
  • 20-09-18

Sweet and absolutely hilarious! Worth 50 stars!

Holy smokes I loved this book! It was so damn funny! The way the characters described each other and the names they called each other, and the Sea Hags’ actual names...I just couldn’t stop laughing. Seriously one of the funniest audiobooks I’ve ever listened to!
If you ever need to smile and giggle, you have to get this audiobook! It was masterful! Shane East just slays it as Pirate Doug! (He’s now one of my all-time favorite fictional characters!). And Amanda Ronconi was fantastic!! The narrators made the audiobook ten times better than just reading the book itself!! They were perfect!! I listened to it twice in a row and just kept laughing! Read it! Listen to it! Enjoy it! You won’t be sorry! I know I’ll listen to it again and again!

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  • Sheila Green. Murfreesboro tn
  • 11-09-18

comedy

this is probably one of the worst story romance I've ever read I didn't realize I was getting a comedy. The hero is an idiot and that's never a good thing. this story is absolutely one of the worst I've read in a long time. If I'd known I was getting a comedy maybe it would have been better to read. If you're in the mood for an idiot and I do mean an idiot and a comedy that's not that funny then you may like this book. I'll be asking for my money back. one of the worst books I've ever read the performance was great that's the only Grace saving part of this book. I love this author and I've loved her other books but this one I don't know what she was thinking

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  • Trish R.
  • 19-11-19

God-awful story..


Stupid, stupid, stupid! How in God’s name could this novella ever have gotten so many 5-star reviews? I’m sure it was supposed to be funny but all I did was shake my head through the whole thing. How could one story have so many stupid people in it, especially the hero.

There was sex in this, and the F-bomb was used 33 times.

As to the narration: Shane East and Amanda Ronconi did alright but even they couldn’t help this crap.

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  • Christine
  • 04-09-18

So funny

I absolutely loved this book! If you are looking for a LOL book,this is it!

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  • Heather C
  • 31-08-18

Mermaids and Vampire Pirate

This new sreries from Ms. Peterman is just as sassy as her others. Quick listen and don’t go listening to if you are offended by language, foul jokes and hookers, not real hookers just a not so smart pirate.
Shane and Amanda do an amazing job bringing her work to life and brings life to the short.
Would love for the story to have been longer but as the series continues I hope the next is a bit more story to it.

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  • Chris
  • 24-05-20

Loved it!

This book was a hoot! So many funny lines and Pirate Doug was the biggest idiot, but so hilarious. Tallulah was full of snark. The narrators Amanda and Shane really brought all of these crazy characters to life. Shane's version of the parrot was seriously comedy gold!

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  • Kindle Customer
  • 08-05-20

a good read

Ml is hot narcissistic and dumb as a rock.
fl is smart sweet and violent. it a fast funny read with some good side caricatures. also made me wonder how long it took our author to find all the different slang names for a male apendige 😆

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  • Amber N
  • 18-03-20

Fun!

Great romantic comedy! Cute and quick! Funny and clever plotline. Really enjoyed all the characters and look forward to more! So excited it's a series! The narrators do an amazing job, especially Shane East!

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  • Amy R
  • 04-03-20

Over the Top Funny

The narrators did a good job. This was a quick entertaining fun listen that was a bit over the top.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 27-02-20

Absolutely Hilarious!!

I laughed so hard at how many ways Pirate Doug describes his “tally Wacker”!! And how he couldn’t remember Polly’s name!! Tallulah is my spirit creature!! Love her moxie!!! Absolutely great narration by Shane East and Amanda Ronconi!! Thank you Robyn Peterman for a fabulous book and keep writing!!