Spice Up You Life cover art

Spice Up You Life

Crackhead 2

Preview
Get this deal Try Premium Plus free
Offer ends 29 January 2026 at 11:59PM GMT.
Prime members: New to Audible? Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Just £0.99/mo for your first 3 months of Audible.
1 bestseller or new release per month—yours to keep.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, podcasts, and Originals.
Auto-renews at £8.99/mo after 3 months. Cancel monthly.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection - including bestsellers and new releases.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, celeb exclusives, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
£8.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically.

Spice Up You Life

By: Stu Armstrong
Narrated by: John Davies
Get this deal Try Premium Plus free

£8.99/mo after 3 months. Cancel monthly. Offer ends 29 January 2026 at 11:59PM GMT.

£8.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

Buy Now for £6.99

Buy Now for £6.99

LIMITED TIME OFFER | £0.99/mo for the first 3 months

Premium Plus auto-renews at £8.99/mo after 3 months. Terms apply.

About this listen

Spice Up Your Life
The utterly unhinged sequel to Crackhead.

Trevor’s back on the streets and this time, he’s not just on crack… he’s on spice.
After serving a slapstick 18-month sentence (of which he served only 12 for “good-ish behaviour”), Trevor reunites with Chanelle his pipe-smoking partner-in-crime and sometime prostitute, sometime businesswoman — outside prison. They return to their spiritual home: Wetherspoons, where £1.99 can still buy you a pint and a sense of delusion. But things have changed. Trevor’s got a new addiction. Chanelle’s got new ideas. And Britain’s most dysfunctional couple are about to unleash hell all over again.

From botched brothel schemes to naked circuses, garden centre porn, crypto-fuelled dogging, and a spectacularly ill-advised tour of Ireland to film leprechaun porn, Spice Up Your Life is a chaotic ride through Britain’s seedy underbelly — and undercarriage. The pair fake their deaths (badly), start a counterfeit funeral business, launch a streaming platform for fetish freaks, and attempt to run a fetish festival in Germany… which ends exactly how you’d expect: with nudity, arrests, and several restraining orders.

In the explosive finale, they return home to find their beloved ice cream van — the Smackleton Sexpress — up on bricks. But nothing, not even the complete collapse of their criminal empire, can kill their buzz. Because for Trevor and Chanelle, life isn’t about redemption. It’s about survival, sex, and spice.

©2025 Stu Armstrong Media (P)2025 Stu Armstrong Media
Literature & Fiction Satire Crime
No reviews yet