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  • A Harrody
  • By: Bruno Vincent
  • Narrated by: Joe Jameson
  • Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
  • 3.6 out of 5 stars (7 ratings)
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Spare Us!

By: Bruno Vincent
Narrated by: Joe Jameson
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Summary

'All I had ever wanted was privacy. In order to get it, it seemed that an exceptionally detailed 500,000-word book was in order...'

He was born into an ancient powerful dynasty and, through no fault of his own, became one of the most recognisable men on the planet.

His life was a constant barrage of press intrusion and manipulation. Until finally, he demanded that it stop. In order to get the privacy he so craved, he has written a frostbite-and-all book that goes deep inside the castle walls and exposes every shouting match, fist-fight, betrayal, teddy bear, awkward hug and tear-stained wedding rehearsal for the world to feast their eyes on.

All for privacy!

This is his story.

©2023 Bruno Vincent (P)2023 Hachette Audio UK

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Dry, observational humour

the audio was full of dry humour, made me giggle and was rather en- pointe with regard to the subject.

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Very entertaining

A witty and entertaining parody of the original. Several laugh out loud jokes. Very well narrated.

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Don't Waste Your Time or Money

This writer made money by spouting absolute rubbish, mainly saying "chapter"every 30 seconds. Save your credit. I'd rather have listened to Spare again!

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What a waste of a Credit

I'm sorry. I shouldn't be wasting your time - I certainly wasted mine by listening to this. I should have known better. But a friend recommended it as a good 'loo book' and really I should have bought the paper version...

There were about three funny bits. Soon over. Thank goodness it isn't very long. But it is still one and a half hours I'll never have again.

Don't bother. Even if you are a Harry fan. Especially if you're a Harry fan. I was. No longer.

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