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Narrated by:
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Kurt Clopton
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Kurt Clopton
About this listen
“I started keeping a journal because I read somewhere that it was good for your mental health. I beg to differ. All I wanted was a bass player for the band, but adding a new person to an already precarious mix can be messy. I don’t think this journaling thing made my mental feel any healthier.” -Kyle, journal keeper, vocals, bass, guitar
“I am completely misrepresented in this literary POS.” -Neil, vocals and guitar
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