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Smitty Gets Away with Murder!

By: Pan Demirakos
Narrated by: Antony King
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Smitty Lamortea comes from a long line of serial killers, and all he wants in life is to find a nice girl to brainwash into becoming his significant other, so he can finally appease his tyrannical mother and continue the murderous trend for another generation, just like nature intended. This family satire is a cautious parable that poses humanity’s beastly desire to kill and eat meat against the infinite moral landscape of creation by dissecting the meaning of the forbidden fruit into a vegetarian nightmare.

©2021 Pan Demirakos (P)2021 Pan Demirakos Crime Fiction Horror Literature & Fiction Satire Scary Comedy Crime Fiction Witty Murder

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The Narrator on this Book really brings the gritty tale to life. I finished it in one sitting on a December afternoon in the UK, and because of the smooth-as-fine-Milk-Chocolate delivery the rather twisted Characters will be staying with me for quite some time to come...

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