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Slasher Witch at the Waterpark

By: Penny Moonz
Narrated by: Mary Ann Aude
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The waterpark has a grand opening and Zelda, the bog witch, is awakened from an ancient slumber. The whole town has come to ride all the rides, slide the Whirly Curly slide, splash and squirt with Mr. Octopus and deep dive with Sully the Seal. Stinking and covered in sludge, Zelda makes a fuss and when security asks her to leave the massacre begins. The waterpark comes to life with wet rides that kill. It’s a slasher-fest, gore, summer-fun nightmare.

Could you escape the wrath of the bog witch?

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Slasher witch at the waterpark 🎢

I was gifted this on audible and was so glad as it meant I got to it sooner ☺️

So Zelda is a bog witch that until now happily resided in her peaceful bog. Unfortunately that’s ruined by a giant water park being built directly around it! Zelda’s not a happy witch, too much noise & too many unfamiliar objects & people.

She ventures into the park, swiping frozen margaritas & demanding everyone GETS OUT OF HER BOG. But when the security try kick her out, all hell breaks loose & the chaos begins!

This was so fun! I didn’t expect her to be so savage 🤣 this was magical, funny, a bit gorey & all around a bundle of joy to read 👌🏻

My only criticism would be I didn’t like how the narrator screeched Zelda’s voice, it went through me everytime 🫣 but the story made up for it! I’d of rated it higher had I of read it & not listened for sure. ⭐️⭐️⭐️💫

Fab story, but better to read it instead of listening in my opinion!

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Well, there's this water park, that's been built on a swamp that home to a bog witch called Zelda. She's been sleeping but gets woken up and goes on a really uninteresting rampage killing a bunch of non characters in uninteresting ways. That's it. I think the writer was trying to go for a gory horror comedy. Didn't work for me. It's not gory, it's not scary and it's not funny. It's trying to be wacky but it just comes across as dull, derivative and unimaginative. The writing is poor, character work non existent and was just overall an absolute chore to get through. The final nail in the coffin though is the narration. The book is bad but might be bearable if just read. The narrator though is just down right insufferable. Her voice is grating. The different voices she attempts are like nails down a chalkboard. None of it works. It's all totally irritating. Couldn't stand it and only got to the end due to my stupid insistence of "once started must finish". Obviously, it's all subjective but personally I would say stay well away. Utter garbage without the merest glimmer of talent from anyone involved.

Utter crap

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