How did I find myself alone in a ship with the one person who frustrates me the most? Why does Sarah have to be so different? Why do I keep hearing her name in my head? And why did I ever agree to take her to the middle of nowhere and wait to be paid for her trip until I got there? This makes absolutely no sense to me. And yet here I am. The worst part is we'll have to act like we're married for part of the trip. And I can tell you, neither of us is looking forward to that!