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Rude

By: Katie Hopkins
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Summary

Katie Hopkins' hilarious and revealing book Rude is part memoir, part handbook for the modern woman.   

Laughing through the chapters of her life, she shares her disasters, her biggest disappointments, and the time she had to ring her super sensible boss to say she was on the front pages of the tabloids for having sex in a field. 

From being kicked out of the army for being epileptic, to firing Lord Sugar; from her first husband leaving her in the maternity ward for the big-boobed secretary, to the reality behind Celebrity Big Brother, she has plenty of surprises to share and lessons she thinks we should learn. 

©2017 Katie Hopkins (P)2018 Katie Hopkins Productions Limited

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Brilliant!

Brutally honest, funny sad, loved it! I highly recommend this listen, it will cheer you up.

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I love Katie Hopkins

Katie Hopkins is so modest and self-deprecating, it is very A very honest account, full of home truths and I loved it! if you’re reading this review Katie thank you and keep on doing what you do xx

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Loved it!

Laughed so much, she's clever, witty, funny and totally underrated. I'd recommend both her books to anyone who doesn't take life too seriously. Or wants to learn how not to!

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Light and shade

Some tears and some laughs , well done Katie and good luck in the future! Thanks

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Honest and straight to the point

Brilliant insight to Katies life and beliefs.
No nonsense and straight talking telling things like they are.
Loved it.

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Awesome !!!

Just loved the Book, May even listen to it again in case there is something I missed. Katie is a very brave women And should be applauded... Thank you

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absolutely brilliant

fantastic. funny,serious and informative. so glad I listened to it rather than read it. was actually bursting out laughing in parts.

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Superb! Brilliant! Breath of fresh air!

Well, I have always been a fan of Katie Hopkins, I find her amazing that she can be so confident in her own self and beliefs when most people today are too content to pretend all is well, when in fact all is not well. Not even close to well!

I have had Katie accompany me on my journey to and from work on a number of days now and each time it is like I’m sat listening to her chatting to me about daily life and gripes and I find myself trying to talk back and confirm things and have a proper conversation! Is that weird? Don’t really care. The point being this audio book is one of the best. You feel welcomed and honoured to have Katie invite you into her little section of the world and share stories. For that I thank you.

Throughout the book Katie would remark only one thing or another and it is really brilliant that 99% of things are things I’ve said myself at one time or another. So again, thank you for validating I’m not on my own!

In summary if you want a no holds barred raw truth to many situations and circumstances then look no further. If you prefer to have sugar coated half truths and lies then go pick up a book from the many leftest authors out there.

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Interesting, insightful and enlightening

in her own words, no one is more entitled to an opinion than anyone else. therefore if you can invest the time to hate, strongly dislike or simply disagree with Katie then urge you to read this.

I admire Katie, in many ways relate to her. Katie says what we know to be true, we may not say it or admit it but we know it's true. You won't agree with it all but I strongly believe that most of this will resonate regardless of your political leanings.

Worth a listen.

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A real, brave and hilariously funny account

I have always admired Katy Hopkins’ honesty, directness and having the knack of nailing what most people think, but are too afraid to say out loud. I also think she’s incredibly robust to put up with the unintelligent, cretinous and derisory liberal left who can only shout and scream, trying to drown free speech and common sense; but call themselves tolerant.
I laughed out loud at some of the amazing prose - listen to this book, it might not save us from the new ‘woke, intolerant snowflake world’ but it might remind you that you are not alone …

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