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Rude

By: Katie Hopkins

Narrated by: Katie Hopkins

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Katie Hopkins' hilarious and revealing book Rude is part memoir, part handbook for the modern woman.

Laughing through the chapters of her life, she shares her disasters, her biggest disappointments, and the time she had to ring her super sensible boss to say she was on the front pages of the tabloids for having sex in a field.

From being kicked out of the army for being epileptic, to firing Lord Sugar; from her first husband leaving her in the maternity ward for the big-boobed secretary, to the reality behind Celebrity Big Brother, she has plenty of surprises to share and lessons she thinks we should learn.

Katie HopkinsKatie HopkinsKatie Hopkins Productions

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Politics & Activism

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Women

Women in Politics

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Middle East

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I’m so glad I chose to use my Audible credit on this! I will say however that I would have gladly paid extra for it, now I’ve read I & would strongly recommend EVERYONE to read / listen! Especially those who despise the mere mentor the name that is KH! I am so on the same page with so many of your opinions. Some I don’t share but not because we differ but purely because I don’t feel I have adequate knowledge to have formed an opinion. One area is painful to hear because I am a chubber. I was a chubber with all those ‘reasons’ & more! Now I’m a chubber doing something about it. Battling daily with my Mindset because being honest with yourself is far far harder than being honest with the rest of the world. I AM worth the effort, I AM worthy of my existence & I now truly believe both those statements.

Thank you for some right giggles! I especially belly laughed with your opinions on Germans as I was listening while on a sunbed in warmer climes & pretty much surrounded by them!!

Thank you for your honesty, bearing all & for sharing some personal stuff too. Being vulnerable & authentic but not afraid to be so! Yes!