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Rock Paper Scissors Cheese

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Rock Paper Scissors Cheese

By: W. Kamau Bell, Adam Mansbach, Breanna Chambers
Narrated by: Adam Mansbach, W. Kamau Bell
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An ordinary game of rock, paper, scissors riotously goes off the rails in this rhyming, rollicking celebration of family and fun from two three-time dads: Peabody and Emmy award-winning producer and stand-up comedian W. Kamau Bell and mega-bestselling author Adam Mansbach.

Rock Paper Scissors Cheese features sound design and special effects to enhance your listening enjoyment. Listen out for the rhythmic "1-2-3-shoot!" as well as fist bumps and the sharp, sudden snap of a winning move.

"The experience of listening to the text... is like being the sole patron in a comedy club while [W. Kamau] Bell performs a marathon stand-up routine...the audiobook allows a listener to hear the jokes as they were meant to be delivered." —The New York Times on The Awkward Thoughts of W. Kamau Bell

A bit after lunch
on day eight of the rain
The youngest Bell, Peanut
remembered a game . . .


Sometimes, she thought
nothing else quite delivers
like the old school fun
of rock paper scissors.


But the Bell family doesn't play your grandma's version of the game . . . In their household, paper may beat rock, but what beats paper? Well, cheese, of course!

Join the Bells on a delightful romp with the most chaotic and inventive game of rock, paper, scissors you’ve ever seen! Rock, Paper, Scissors, Cheese is an infectiously fun rhyming audiobook about making the best of a boring day stuck indoors. And how, ultimately, any place shared with loved ones can be the best of all.

A Macmillan Audio production from Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)

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