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Pirate Blunderbeard: Worst. Pirate. Ever.

Pirate Blunderbeard, Book 1

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Pirate Blunderbeard: Worst. Pirate. Ever.

By: Amy Sparkes
Narrated by: Gregg Lowe
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Can the worst pirate ever win the Pirate of the Year Award…?

Mum is making me take part in the stupid Pirate of the Year Award. All I have to do is fight an enormous sea monster, (doom), beat my oh-so-brilliant brother at something (please please please) and find the legendary treasure that no one has ever found EVER in the history of EVER (easy peasy, then). Wish me luck! Pirate Blunderbeard.

Blunderbeard might be the worst pirate ever but he’s also the funniest – laugh-out-loud fun for young readers of 7+

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Great story that my 7 year old hasn’t gotten tired of yet. We’re considering getting the collection now!

My son listens to this every night

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