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Pam Ayres Poetry Collection

By: Pam Ayres
Narrated by: Pam Ayres
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About this listen

Warm and witty, direct and droll, the sharply funny Pam Ayres has been amusing and entertaining her many fans for years. Her humorous observations of daily life touch a chord with anybody who's ever been bewildered by the exercise craze or has yearned after the vanished Spotted Dick. In this collection, Pam reads over 50 of her best-known and loved poems, including such favourites as "Oh I Wish I'd Looked After Me Teeth", "I'm a Starling...me Darling", "Will I have to be Sexy at Sixty?", and "St. Tesco". Many of the poems include a personal introduction by Pam.©2005 BBC Audiobooks Ltd. (P)1997, 2005 BBC Audiobooks Ltd. European Poetry World Literature Witty Funny

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I love Pam she’s so articulate in her speech so interesting and unique, this is the last of my Pam fest,, made me laugh out loud on my travels to work ,,

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Loved it. Pam brings to life her imaginative and funny poetry and gives insight about her inspiration. A definite must.

Excellent, witty and funny.

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Loved it . Will listen to it again and again . Not while sitting on a bus because people thought I was crazy as I kept laughing out loud . Mind you a good way of sitting alone 🤣

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I thought this was Ayres at her very best....thoroughly enjoyable from start to end.

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