One Tough Bastard cover art

One Tough Bastard

 Preview
Get this deal Try Premium Plus free
Offer ends 29 January 2026 at 11:59PM GMT.
Prime members: New to Audible? Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Just £0.99/mo for your first 3 months of Audible.
1 bestseller or new release per month—yours to keep.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, podcasts, and Originals.
Auto-renews at £8.99/mo after 3 months. Cancel monthly.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection - including bestsellers and new releases.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, celeb exclusives, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
£8.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically.

One Tough Bastard

By: Adam Howe
Narrated by: Jason Hill
Get this deal Try Premium Plus free

£8.99/mo after 3 months. Cancel monthly. Offer ends 29 January 2026 at 11:59PM GMT.

£8.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

Buy Now for £18.99

Buy Now for £18.99

LIMITED TIME OFFER | £0.99/mo for the first 3 months

Premium Plus auto-renews at £8.99/mo after 3 months. Terms apply.

About this listen

Shane Moxie: A washed-up 80s action star who refuses to believe his best days are behind him.... Duke: A hyper-intelligent chimpanzee, and arguably the greatest animal actor of his generation.... Reunited for an anniversary movie screening, when Moxie and Duke are targeted by assassins, the feuding co-stars reluctantly join forces to smash an organized crime syndicate headed by an iconic German action star dealing death from his movie-themed fast food franchise....

One's a big dumb animal, the other's a chimpanzee: S**t just got real.

From Adam Howe, writer of Tijuana Donkey Showdown, and Die Dog or Eat the Hatchet, and the winner of Stephen King's On Writing contest, comes a "buddy" action/comedy in the tradition of Lethal Weapon, 48 Hrs, and Tango & Cash. Buckle up for the Ready Player One of '80s/'90s action movies. One Tough Bastard will turn you into a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus...just like its author.

©2021 Adam Howe (P)2022 Adam Howe Dark Humour Literature & Fiction Comedy Scary

Listeners also enjoyed...

 Tijuana Donkey Showdown cover art
Scapegoat cover art
Whiskey Sour cover art
A Dying Wish cover art
August Snow cover art
Terminal cover art
The Name of the Game cover art
Cowboy Bebop: A Syndicate Story cover art
The Ro Bro cover art
The Phoenix Guards cover art
Blood Standard cover art
You Only Live Once cover art
Brink City cover art
Ghouls cover art
Done for the Best cover art
Beyond the Skyline cover art
All stars
Most relevant
Jason Hill is absolutely perfect in his reading. Every story read by him is guaranteed to be brilliant. The story itself was made to be read by Jason. It’s brilliantly wrote Funny as hell and enjoyed thoroughly. I am on my 5th time round listening to it. No complaints at all what a story and what a narrator.

Funny as Hell and Jason Hill is amazing as always

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.