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One-Eyed Cy Gets Something to Do

One-Eyed Cy, Book 1

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One-Eyed Cy Gets Something to Do

By: Simon carr
Narrated by: Lee Olson
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Cy has had his monster license taken away, and he has been reclassified as a Pirate, on account of him just being a normal guy with just one eye. The Pirates life is not for Cy so when an opportunity to get his license reinstated presents itself, Cy embarks on a quest, of some kind, with some people of some description, to get something or other.

©2223 Simon carr (P)2024 Simon carr Dark Humour Fantasy Literature & Fiction Pirate
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Cy is reclassified as a pirate when his monster licence is revoked and what follows is a large dose of the usual ludicrous situations, witty dialog and downright lunacy that marks out a Simon Carr novel.

Laugh out loud conversations poking fun at everyday situations mixed with an enjoyable adventure story of monsters, gods and pirates.

If you've got a weak bladder then make sure you're wearing your leak proof pants before settling down to read this.

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