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Ogre

By: Patrick McConnell
Narrated by: Patrick McConnell
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A brutal and blackly comic road trip across Britain.

Gabriel is good at killing, but rubbish at everything else. It doesn't help that he has a drinking problem and keeps hallucinating an ogre that wants to stick a seagull up his backside.

Desperate for money, he takes a job to steal a toy pony and behead one of England's most dangerous gangsters. Now he's wounded, hunted across the country, and travelling with a fifteen-year-old runaway who seems intent on giving him a permanent headache.

Gangsters want him dead.

Mercenaries want his head.

The ogre and the girl won't shut up.

©2026 Patrick McConnell (P)2026 Patrick McConnell Crime Fiction Literature & Fiction Fantasy
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Patrick narrated and wrote an incredible masterpiece, the story of Gabriel and Joe's own trials and tribulations is both slightly humorous and emotional. The book really hit me in places, even once in the face when I was listening in bed and I dropped my phone 👀 lol. either way, Patrick really creates unique warmth and depth to each character and gives them all personality no matter how big or small. I I highly recommend you give it a listen, you won't be disappointed!

Happy-Sad, Funny but Brilliant.

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