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Not Today Satan

By: T.B. Markinson, Miranda MacLeod
Narrated by: Lori Prince
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One gossip column photo. One meddling family. One fake relationship that got way out of hand.

With no job, no apartment, and no money in the bank, unemployed chef Harley Plotkin didn't think her life could get any worse. Until she accidentally destroyed a high fashion photoshoot and got one of her best friends fired.

Now she has exactly one chance to repay her debt and get her friend his job back. All Harley has to do is survive ten weeks working for Santana Torres, legendary fashion designer, control freak, and all-around boss from hell. Santana has the warmth of a glacier, and Harley will be at her beck and call, day and night, from Manhattan ateliers to the runways of Paris.

But when menial servitude turns into tabloid fodder, suddenly Satan herself needs a favor. And for the first time, Harley has the upper hand.

The rules are simple. No feelings. No complications. Absolutely no funny business.

The problem? Harley never did know how to follow the rules.

A hilarious sapphic romance about fake relationships, real feelings, and the alarming discovery that this job from hell might lead to a match made in heaven.

©2026 T.B. Markinson (P)2026 T.B. Markinson Contemporary Literature & Fiction Romance Funny Witty New York
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There was chemistry but above all else there was laughter. A perfect listen, just when a smile is needed.

Hilarious

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A judge and easy listen. Fab little rom-com with some funny moments and two MCs you root hard for. Really enjoyed it!

Great rom-com

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really funny story line of a ice lady dress designer and a chef, really great characters all the way through really funny at times and brilliant narration with a happy ending as WELL ,,THANKS ❤❤👍👍

NOT TODAY SATAN ❤❤👍👍🥰🥰

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As per usual I was invested from the beginning to the end, I enjoyed the parents anniversary party immensely

Quality of writing and Loris interpretation

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I loved this book. Brilliant characters, excellent storyline and, most of all, I loved that I laughed out loud regularly.

LOL 😂

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