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Nobody Panic

How to Be a Functioning Adult Without Screaming

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Nobody Panic

By: Tessa Coates, Stevie Martin
Narrated by: Stevie Martin, Tessa Coates
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About this listen

Trying to get your life together? Got three dead houseplants, no debit card and an exploded yoghurt in your bag? Useful, funny and life-affirming, Nobody Panic is an instruction manual for anyone with absolutely no idea what they're doing.

From the creators of the critically acclaimed podcast comes a series of how-to guides for everything from job interviews to leaving a WhatsApp group, from understanding the oven to dealing with your best friend's new (astoundingly dull) partner. There's also a poem about taxes.

Comedians and professional panickers Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin are here to help you learn from their many, many mistakes and remind you that when it comes to life, we're all in this together - so nobody panic.

©2021 Spring Tide Productions Limited and Stevie Martin (P)2021 Hodder & Stoughton Limited Personal Development Self-Esteem Comedy Funny

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Two brilliant women sharing fun practical advice and hilarious stories. A wonderful extension of their A+ podcast.

Funny, uplifting, glorious

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Stevie and Tessa are hilarious and this book is so much fun to listen to. But it’s also genuinely useful and I can tell I will come back and listen to it over and over again. Definitely recommend it. If you love their podcast- you will love this too.

Brilliantly entertaining and so helpful

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I loved this audio book immensely all the while learned a lot! It's amazing how Stevie and Tessa have managed to impart important life lessons and practical information in such an entertaining way. I enjoyed every minute of it. Love this book!

Hilarious and informative

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Just yes. To all of it. From how to budget, be dumped or be more productive, the advice is ace. Includes masterfully written, unforgettable nuggets such as the poem on tax, the story of the “winter of discontent” and the “seagulls of false promise”. Found myself asking why all audio books aren’t delivered across soundscapes in little mini fiction themed chapters? Especially love hearing Tessa and Stevie crack up throughout - excellent absence of editing. Very “real”. Very funny.

Best light-comedy-guide-on-adulting-audiobook. Ever.

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I was wondering how two people where going to read an audio book like this. But they did an absolutely amazing job. This is genuinely the best audio book I have ever listened to. It is so creative and entertaining.

Really amazing

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