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Next Level Basic

The Definitive Basic Bitch Handbook

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Next Level Basic

By: Stassi Schroeder
Narrated by: Stassi Schroeder
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About this listen

Discover how to embrace your best basic self in this instant New York Times bestselling, laugh-out-loud hilarious, and “refreshing to read” (The Cut) guidebook from the breakout star of Bravo’s hit reality show Vanderpump Rules.

Millions of Vanderpump Rules viewers and podcast listeners know Stassi Schroeder as a major defender of Basic Bitch rights. There’s nothing more boring than people who take themselves too seriously. Stassi champions the things that many of us are afraid to love publicly for fear of being labeled basic: lattes, pugs, bubbly cocktails, millennial pink, #OOTD (outfit of the day, obvs), astrology, hot dogs, the perfect pair of Louboutins, romantic comedies...the list goes on and on.

“There’s something for everyone under Schroeder’s big basic umbrella” (Elle) and in Next Level Basic, the reality star, podcast queen, and ranch dressing expert gives you hilarious and pointed lessons on how to have fun and celebrate yourself, with exclusive stories from her own life and on the set of Vanderpump Rules. From her very public breakups to her most intimate details about her plastic surgery, Stassi shares her own personal experiences with her trademark honesty—all with the hope you can learn something from them.
Entertainment & Celebrities Personal Development Personal Success Celebrity Feel-Good Funny Witty Comedy

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I have watched vanderpump rules since season one, and I have always loved the basic bitchness of Stassi so when I saw she had a book coming out I HAD to buy it I am still waiting for the actual book to come but listened to the book today and LOVED it so much. There were so many times I was like did I write this book? And I would totally join the Stassi Cult please initiate me.

Why is Stassi Me

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I'm a huge Vanderpump Rules fan and really like Stassi on the show. I found this book lighthearted and laugh out loud funny at points. Thoroughly enjoyed learning how to embrace my Basic Bitchiness!

Basic bitchiness at its best

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Fantastically funny & brilliantly read. In case I didn’t already want Stassi as a friend this sealed it. Adore her!

Like listening to a rant from your bestie

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i have been catching up on vanderpump rules and saw stassi promoting her book so i had to download it and i was not dissapointed she just tells u as it is
well worth a listen its easy to listen to

did not dissapoint

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I love silly, ridiculous people and their stories and I’m sure this book is ideal for teenagers, but as a 35 year old woman very very little coming out of this book resonated with me. No depth, wit or maturity unfortunately. I don’t think I am the target demographic. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Great if you’re 13…

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