My Vampire Boyfriend Sucks

Sucking Dead, Book 2

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My Vampire Boyfriend Sucks

By: Andie M. Long

Narrated by: Rachel Woods, Luke Parker

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One minute I’m running a cupcake café and the next someone is trying to kill me!

Enter the attractive, but heavily conceited vampire who I once mistakenly went on a disastrous date with. He has a deal I can’t refuse. I can either a) fake date him and he can be my 24-hour bodyguard or b) I can probably die.

It’s a tough choice given how much I detest him, but I plump for staying alive.

So now Lawrie is a permanent fixture in Gnarly Fell and I’m in a race against time to find out who wants me dead. Because vampires live a hell of a long time, and this situation already sucks.

Just like my fake boyfriend.

Welcome to Gnarly Fell, where Death lingers just outside the village (with his girlfriend).

Paranormal

Paranormal Romance

Romance

Fantasy

Fake Relationship