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Summary

Contains books one and two of My Ninja Girl, an action-packed harem adventure series where cultivation and cyberpunk collide.

My Ninja Girl, book one

Killer nuns. With gatling guns.

Micah Regent is a pre-med student in Neo-Hokkaido, just hoping his snarky grandmother's prayer can help him pass an exam. When two sexy ninja girl statues come to life before his very eyes and start fighting each other, his life will never be the same. Drawn into a rebel faction by an old friend and his less-than-perfect luck, Micah must not only defy the iron-handed, bucket-headed Society of Monks (and killer nuns), he must uncover the secrets behind the ninja girls and the industria that not only runs the world, but through his veins.

You already know he's going to save the day, so the real question is: How many ninja girls can he marry along the way?

My Ninja Girl, book two

Gorgeous ninja girls vs. monks so ugly they never take off their helmets! Martial arts and cultivation vs. cyberpunk tech and oppressive regimes! Weddings and a spa day vs. saving Neo-Hokkaido from tyrannical jackbooted thugs!

Micah, his vulgar grandmother, and his team of sexy ninja girls uncovered plenty of secrets in their first adventure, but the party is just getting started. The Society of Monks has struck again in the vilest way possible, and it's up to Micah and crew to put an end to these evil bucket-headed chucklef***s. To do so, they're going to have to think outside the box. 

©2020 Gideon Caldwell (P)2021 Podium Audio

What listeners say about My Ninja Girl: Volume I

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DNF 50% Its just so boring

Anime type harem. But its so boring and slow. Everything the MC does is hard and slow going. Should have stopped at cybermonks. Harem adult parts are bad to.

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Doubley worth it

A great series with a interesting premise and lots of sexy harem warriors. The world's Caldwell creates are always quite in depth and the audio brings this alive extremely well, would wish for longer series lengths but in this case a 4 book will give 2 publisher pack audios and well worth the credit or price for the length. Ps his grandmother is one of the best characters and is such a hoot i have to mention her lol

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LOVED IT

The beginning of another great series by Gideon Caldwell aka Harmon Cooper.

This is an easy, enjoyable book, and if you have read about Gideon in Cherry Blossom Girls, then you'll probably enjoy this.

The world-building is distinct and it isn't your usual story world. The story contains a little bit of everything, from ninja girls to evil monks and mecha robots and is a solid good vs evil story with plenty of action.

Tess Irondale did a brilliant job with the narration. Looking forward to the next chapter.

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Love the story, love the reading of the story

Another great series by Harmon Cooper writing as Gideon Caldwell. The characters as always are weird and wonderful. Grandmother is one of my favorite with her total lack of a filter. The back story and lore is gradually unfolding. That and the great fighting scenes make for great books. Tess Irondale of course does a brilliant job.

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  • Edward T. Jones
  • 26-01-21

I didn't make it halfway through book 1.

This is the second book by the author that I've bought that had an alluring premise but couldn't grab my attention at all. From the very beginning, I was constantly wondering why the author chose to go this route. Maybe something amazing happens at some point in this series but I will never know. Let's put it like this, Eric Vall is putting out better material than Gideon Caldwell and everyone knows EV is the king of amazing premises that are horribly executed. I think GC confuses being a competent writer with being able to tell an enjoyable story.

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  • Kindle Customer
  • 09-02-21

i mean wow this is not great.

just I'm sorry it Was bad( my opinion). take all the bad 80's movie plots and there is the whole book. I mean it could be so bad its good except i kept falling asleep. great if you need a nap.

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  • Christina Pickrell
  • 24-04-21

Fun

While not exactly hi literature, I found this book to be incredibly fun to listen to. The performance may actually have been even better than the book, but the book is written such that you cannot help but visualize it as a graphic novel or even a part two. If you like the genre, then this is a good story.

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  • blaine
  • 02-02-21

5 big ones

As always another epic tale! The granny was honestly my favorite character lol she embodies every spirit animal! Harmons stories are just too damn good.

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  • M. Dellaro
  • 29-01-21

Action, Intrigue, and Epic Battles

Words cannot express what a wonderful job Tessa Irondale did narrating all of the various characters. Got to say that Granny's filthy mouth had to be one of my favorite things about this series so far. No matter what the situation or circumstance that old biddy had something to say and most of the time it was damend hilarious. Loved this box set and hope for another in the future. I highly recommend this series.

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  • Kindle Customer
  • 17-09-21

get the books

it has an awesome story that keeps you hooked to the series each character's personality are awesome. my favorite character in the series is the grandmother.

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  • Robert
  • 11-09-21

Another fun read!

Gideon / Harmon knocks another one out of the park! Fun and sexy. Can't wait to listen to the rest of the series!

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  • Courtney smith
  • 24-08-21

bad assery and humor

I really enjoyed how it was put together even though I wanted to back hand the MC. the supporting cast of the story really clicked well and the NA was awesone......Granny is the best

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 02-07-21

Amazing worldbuilding with some flaws

A great story with good pacing, that pulls you in with memorable characters such as the grandma and has a somewhat deep worldbuilding aspect. However, their are a few annoying flaws.

Now this two in one book is excellent and I don't regret my purchase. However, my biggest complaint is that I personally hate it when topics or locations are brought up but never explained. This story has two characters with main character group whom are from two seperate races and the story constantly reminds of that fact. You learn that people in this nation are shocked to see them walking around with mc just because of race. The mc never goes into detail as to why and is completely oblivious to history and politics of other nations. It also stops being cute after a while when the race is treated as permanent name of the main characters. It drifts back and forth even at the end with mc calling other mc characters be their first name or race name and its a bit odd.

The other thing that annoyed me is that after listening to the deep political worldbulding and the unique goverment body's evil acts. It strikes me as odd that the college student lead character has been affiliated with a terrorist resistance group since childhood and has no idea who resistance leaders are or who the goverment leaders are. The mc does not know the goverment organization structure or what military factions the goverment has at its disposal.

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  • Jazmine
  • 16-04-21

Great story

I enjoyed this wonderful fun story of My Ninja Girl the Medical student and his hot girlfriends.

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