A modern-day "fractured fairy tale" of flatulence, friendship, and fun!
People think Jupiter is the biggest gas giant in the solar system, but Tom knows better....
Tom is just an ordinary boy in an ordinary town until one day, he finds a dirty, old teapot. He gives it a rub, and out pops...the genie of the lamp!
Hurrah! Huzzah! And hip hip hooray!
Only it's not a genie; it's a giant. Tom was hoping for three wishes, but instead, he's lumbered with a hulking great lummox who turns out to be completely useless.
Isn't there anything for which this giant is good?