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Mutually Assured Detention

By: Scott McCormick
Narrated by: Qamar Yochanan, full cast
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Summary

War may be hell, but prank wars are hell-arious.

Seventh-grader Jordan Bryant is desperate for a scoop for his year-end ELA project. When the vice principal gets glitter-bombed in front of the whole class—and the wrong student punished for the prank—Jordan thinks he’s found the perfect story. Instead, he finds himself swept up in the biggest thing to ever hit Murray Middle: the Great Prank War. As the pranks get evermore epic and insane, so do the punishments handed down by the draconian administration. Can Jordan and his wacky friends figure out who’s responsible for causing the school-wide mayhem without getting into trouble themselves? More importantly: Can they stop the madness before the trigger-happy vice principal cancels the dance?

Mutually Assured Detention is a raucous, laugh-out-loud tale of friendship and pandemonium by the author of The Dragon Squisher and Rivals! Frenemies Who Changed the World

Cast:

  • Qamar Yochanan
  • Elizabeth Evans
  • Paul Castro, Jr.
  • Maxwell Glick
  • Lianna Liew
  • Pamela Almand
  • Gregory Connors
  • Ann Osmond
  • Madeleine Hernandez
  • Cary Hite
  • Margaret Ying Drake
  • Michael Crouch
  • Fajer Al-Kaisi
  • Feodor Chin
  • Kathy Searle
  • Jimmy Berry
  • JB Chen
  • Jamie Zubairi
  • Bilaal Avaz
  • Judy Lee
  • Sanjiv Jhaveri
©2021 Scott McCormick (P)2022 Audible Originals, LLC.

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Not half bad :)

I thoroughly enjoyed this prankster investigation. Overall it was good and I have listened to this many times. I find the adverts at the start of each chapter very funny and very professional hahaha.

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Laugh out loud from start to finish

Amazing book great for all ages I hope you try this book and enjoy it as much as I did

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It’s really good and funny.my favourite character was Elle because is smart and funny. Amazing

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It was good

It was really good but is Jordan a trans boy or girl idk what one
I like how the story ends and the mincraft gossip is good

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PRANKS!!!!!!!!

I like the chaos and the funny pranks plus the characters were amazing. from Leo......Age:7

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Marnie says this is great, really enjoyed all the fun pranks and wish there were more books in the series.

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I loved it!

This book is lovely and i’d recommend it to anyone who is interested in mystery and comedy books. Just don’t turn up the music too loud as screaming can get a bit out of hand.

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Amazing lim

Lisent 5 Times beach’s so good recommend 6and over Chloe preteen so much love in it

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Absolutely perfect 💯💶💴💯💶💴💯💶💴💯💶💴💶💴💯💶💴💯💶💴💯💶💴💯💶💴💯💶💴💯💶💴💯💶💴

Really good I laughed my head off 🤣 funny story but it wasn’t bad at all two 👍👍👌🫰

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