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Mixed Martial Sharks

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Mixed Martial Sharks

By: Gabacho Trece
Narrated by: Gabacho Trece
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About this listen

Mixed Martial Sharks is an absurdly comedic love letter to MMA, bad shark movies, and the 1990s.

Critics have heralded this great work of literature with effusive praise:

  • “I found the joke in chapter 19 about my butt sweat extremely offensive. Mixed Martial Sharks will never be featured on my daytime television show or my book club.” (Oprah Finfrey)
  • “Sure, Sharky Shark the Great White Rapper wrote a good song! But I came up in the hood for real! Why's he the one gettin' all the love?” (Tupac Sharkur)
  • “The fault…is not in our sharks, but in ourselves.” (William Sharkspeare)
©2003 Matt A. Crane (P)2003 Matt A. Crane
Literature & Fiction Satire Comedy Hip-Hop

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