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Mixed Martial Sharks

By: Gabacho Trece
Narrated by: Gabacho Trece
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Mixed Martial Sharks is an absurdly comedic love letter to MMA, bad shark movies, and the 1990s.

Critics have heralded this great work of literature with effusive praise:

  • “I found the joke in chapter 19 about my butt sweat extremely offensive. Mixed Martial Sharks will never be featured on my daytime television show or my book club.” (Oprah Finfrey)
  • “Sure, Sharky Shark the Great White Rapper wrote a good song! But I came up in the hood for real! Why's he the one gettin' all the love?” (Tupac Sharkur)
  • “The fault…is not in our sharks, but in ourselves.” (William Sharkspeare)
©2003 Matt A. Crane (P)2003 Matt A. Crane
Literature & Fiction Satire Comedy Hip-Hop
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