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May Contain Nuts
- The World of Norm, Book 1
- Narrated by: Jonathan Meres
- Series: The World of Norm, Book 1
- Length: 3 hrs and 16 mins
- Categories: Children's Audiobooks, Literature & Fiction
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Why on earth did Norm's family have to move, anyway? In their old house he'd never tried to pee in anything other than a toilet. And when Norm is in bed, he's kept awake by his dad snoring like a constipated rhinoceros! Will life ever get less unfair for Norm?
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- Clw2012
- 13-09-18
funny story
loved this book I read all the world of norm nooks and if you need to laugh this is the story you want.