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Limp Dicks & Saggy Tits

By: Tracie Podger
Narrated by: Kitty Kelly
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What to do when your husband runs off and leaves you single, when being single is not your thing?

Lizzie has decided that single life does not suit her. From castles in Scotland to barns in Kent, via apartments in London, she embarks on a journey of self-discovery as a single woman with all the humorous pitfalls along the way.

Naked artists, extreme earth lovers, taxidermy, and blow-up dolls are just some of the encounters Lizzie has to endure in her effort to get her life back on track.

With the dashing Scot Ronan by her side, will she ever be able to do that? Or will his mountain of baggage just pile alongside hers creating an impenetrable wall between them?

A humorous journey of self-discovery and single life as a 50-year-old.

©2019 Tracie Podger (P)2020 Tracie Podger Literature & Fiction Romance Romantic Comedy Comedy Scotland Witty Funny Feel-Good

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OMG I love this audiobook. It’s funny and the story is touching and romantic and any book that causes Alexa to bleep out the name makes me laugh. I loved this story it felt so real about woman of a certain age and the lovely changes to our bodies we get from that let alone having to find love and having sex again in your later years it just made me laugh and cry and I couldn’t keep a straight face every time there was a mention of Hoohah lol

Laugh out loud funny

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Really enjoyed this book - narration was excellent. Story kept me interested and actually lol in some places. Defiantly a fan of this author

Brilliant narrating & story

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Loved it light and fun just what's needed in lockdown. Easy voice to listen to.

Fun

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wow.. what a brilliant book. my first audio and I thoroughly enjoyed it. I laughed out loud so many times.. story was great. the struggle of a 50 year old is so real.. can't wait for the next book. 5 * +++++

excellent book..funny as...

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A LAUGH OUT LOUD BOOK THAT KEEPS YOU ENTERTAINED THROUGHOUT. FROM STUFFED CATS TO BLOW UP DOLLS WITH HAIRY HOOHAHS. HIGHLY RECOMMEND FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS A GOOD CHILLED READ.

Brilliant LOL funny

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