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Klutz: Phoenix Heat

But Did You Die?, Book 2

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Klutz: Phoenix Heat

By: Sedona Ashe
Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux
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I escaped the jungle only to end up abducted and held captive.

But I’m not waiting to be rescued. Screw that damsel-in-distress garbage!

I’m the last Phoenix shifter and I’m about to give them hellfire!

Of course I’d wind up kidnapped. I thought being kidnapped would be sexy or something. I was dead wrong. Haha, get it?

As if the jungle, viper bites, piranhas, killer bugs, and the five sexy dipstick-for-brains I saved weren’t enough, I’m now a captive of some lab coat weirdos in an experimentation facility.

I definitely got the wrong idea of torture from 50 Shades of Grey. Don’t look at me like that, you read it too!

They seem to be willing to stop at nothing in their effort to break me. But come on, they’re not that creative, just annoying in their determination to figure out how much I can take.

Another rare shifter is being held here. I can feel him. Yep, another freaking mate. In case you haven’t been counting, that makes it six fated mates…sheesh! My five jaguar shifter mates couldn’t seem to make up their minds. Were they happy to have me or desperate to ditch me? I'm not even sure if they are coming to rescue me.

Who did I tick off in the universe to deserve all of this?

No need to send help, because I’ve got this...as soon as I find some clothes.

They are about to find out exactly who and what I really am.

But Did You Die? is a comedy-filled paranormal romance series that includes jaguar shifters, a mysterious underground society, fated mates, and an incredibly clumsy Phoenix. Follow Amaryllis as she discovers who she is and "collects" her soul mates along the way! It is full of humor, adventure, and scenes to entice and thrill you...or to make you unexpectedly snort with laughter. The series will have a happily ever after…it will just take a little while to get there!

Ryls is being held in a laboratory, and some of what she endures is included in this book.

©2021 Sedona Ashe (P)2022 Sedona Ashe
Paranormal Paranormal Romance Romance Romantic Comedy Comedy Disappearance Fantasy Witty Funny Shifter
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Loved this book and the rest of the series. There are hilarious moments and lots of LOL. Truly recommend these books ❤️

Love Amaryllis

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A great second book in the series and every bit as hilarious as the first. Well worth a listen.

fantastic

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Ryles is still in the facility where scientists are running tests on her and seeing how much she can take before she dies . She can feel another powerful supe and she knows he’s another mate . I really enjoyed this and I love Ryles and her wit.

Fab

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I absolutely love the humour in this series. It really does make me LOL. Fast paced and although should be dark as our FMC Rhyls is basically tortured and repeatedly killed it is highly entertaining. Does this sound crazy possibly but her inner monologue cracks me up. The guys are probably on a bit of a back burner in this book though maybe not all of them…. It probably is made better by being narrated by Bridget and Jake who always do such an incredible job of really making you love these characters.

Really Funny!

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I love the story but the way they use the words Rod, Channel, Sex, Pearl etc gives me the ick and just takes me out of the story completely. other than that I'm really enjoying the series

slightly awkward

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