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Kitchen Disco, Bathroom Boogie, Veg Patch Party

By: Clare Foges
Narrated by: Ed Currie, James Knight, Kim Chandler, Saffron Coomber
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Summary

All three of the popular rhyming stories in one audiobook. Saffron Coomber reads with funny sound effects, while catchy songs will have everyone up and dancing. Instrumental versions mean you can sing along too!

Kitchen Disco

When the sun goes down, the Kitchen Disco starts up - and all the fruit in the fruit bowl come out to play! There are lemons who break-dance, tangerines who twirl and some very over-excited apples...

At night when you are sleeping

There's a party in your house,

It's a pumping, jumping, funky bash

When all the lights go out....

Bathroom Boogie

When kids go to school and grown-ups to work the Bathroom Boogie begins... shampoo plays some funky beats while the soaps, sponges and shower gels come to life and party away!

Veg Patch Party

Under the light of the moon the veggies have a festival in the mud: rocking potatoes, jiving pumpkins and the biggest act of all: DJ Brussel Sprout! More crazy fun from the team behind the best-selling Kitchen Disco!

Kitchen Disco music composed by Barry Gibson, vocals by Kim Chandler

Bathroom Boogie music composed by Barry Gibson, vocals by Ed Currie

Veg Patch Party music composed by Al Murphy and James Knight, vocals by James Knight

©2020 Clare Foges (P)2020 Faber & Faber Ltd.
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"A party season essential." (The Times on Kitchen Disco)

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Ruined it

We love this story in our house (kitchen disco), so when I saw it was on audible I thought it would be great for children to listen to in the car. What a shame it’s been ruined by the readers. It’s such a fun story, and has a great natural rhythm, almost like a rap, so I thought it was a perfect choice for an audiobook but for some reason the reader has chosen to ignore this and made it so dull. Even the song was dreadful, when there’s so much potential to make it fab.

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