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Kissyman & the Gentleman
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 3 hrs and 47 mins
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Historical Fiction
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Summary
New York City, 1946. No one knows his real name, but when the job is too dirty, too dangerous, they call Kissyman.
Once an elite Nazi SS commando, an honorable soldier, a taker of lives. When he was assigned to Dachau and saw what he was actually fighting for, he went AWOL and ran as far away as he could - to America. He still makes his living with a gun, but he no longer kills for his country. Now, he kills for cash.
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- tony
- 26-04-19
A perfect story for those tired of "perfect" heros
I really enjoyed this story. Kissyman holds your attention in a way few protagonists can.
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- Grapple
- 22-10-19
AmazeBallz
This story and character are fun, Ray Porter is amazing. You can actually hear his glee at points. Scott Sigler is a rare and under appreciated author.
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- Todd (Toad) Vogel
- 25-07-19
Excellent short story!
Excellent short story by Scott Sigler! I always enjoy his work! Kissyman is a former Nazi who is now a hitman for hire. He didn't like being a Nazi and he doesn't really like killing people, but it's a job. Kissyman is hired to take care of someone who has been harassing an actress. He wasn't aware that the guy was in charge of a Satan worshiping cult! Great narration by Ray Porter!
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- Mark Benford
- 01-07-19
Ray Porter brings the odd characters to life.
This is a great story, full of odd characters, some of whom have very odd traits that Ray Porter does a masterful job of voicing.