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Kiss Me Not
- Narrated by: Veronica Landon, Jonathan Ash
- Series: Kiss Me, Book 1
- Length: 5 hrs and 54 mins
- Categories: Romance, Contemporary
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SWEET ROMANCE
Sweet, funny and contains all reasons why I love books by Emma Hart I listened to Kiss Me Not in audio and was entertained from beginning to end. The romance is a slow burn, a heart-warming romance where the nerdy girl has a crush on her best friend's brother and her opposition in the kissing booth. Turns out the hot guy that all the girls are queuing up to kiss has had a crush on her for years too. With laugh out loud moments, two likable characters, well three if you include Boris the randy raccoon, Kiss Me Not is a light-hearted and recommended read.
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- lisagk
- 28-01-20
Cute kisses
I love reading about Preston and Halle. She and her group of friends are all quirky and fun. Preston is sweet.