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Summary

Ever wondered what sort of a police officer you might make?

Alfie Moore spent 18 years on the Humberside police force before turning to stand-up comedy. In each episode of this live stand-up show, he takes his audience through a scenario based on a real-life case and tasks them with deciding how they would have acted in the circumstances. 

From drink driving to a missing gnome, road traffic collisions to the tricky subject of Stop and Search, not to mention a case in which you must imagine what it would be like if Bruce Lee came from Scunthorpe and had been hammering the kebabs for 20 years.... 

Along the way Alfie spills the beans on what it's really like to be one of Britain's finest, tells us some great anecdotes about law breakers and makers that he's come across and gets his audience to divulge secrets about their own, sometimes less than strictly law-abiding lives.

Series 1
1: Duncan Driver
2: Peaceful Protest
3: Ethel's Day Out

Series 2
1: Gobby Nobby
2: An Englishman's Home
3: Trevor the Twoc'er
4: Spliffhanger (or Searching Question)
5: Help, I'm Being Harassed
6: Property Predicament

Series 3
1: Barry the Burglar
2: Punching Judy
3: Cedric the Gnome
4: Collision Decision 

Written and performed by Alfie Moore.

Produced by Alison Vernon-Smith.

©2018 BBC Worldwide Ltd (P)2018 BBC Worldwide Ltd

Critic reviews

 "Brilliantly funny, genuinely hilarious." (David Mitchell)

 "Offbeat, revealing and very funny." (Daily Mail)

 "A very funny man." (Rhod Gilbert)

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brilliant series, just as good when heard again, enjoyed with teenagers,catch latest on Radio 4

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Hilarious

Brilliant series. Downloaded because BBC hasn't got it on their "listen again" list. Got the Amazon app just so I could. Amazon app is great, user friendly and affordable.

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The laughing policeman?

I always listen to Alfie on the radio so couldn't resist the chance to own these shows.
It is so funny but based on legal and moral questions.
It is also interesting to learn some pointed facts about our legal system and how it works but all wrapped up in a spontaneous and so funny narrative.
Brilliant.

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Just brilliant... so original

Worth every ounce a listen. He is a brilliant narrator and clearly still has such affection for the police. So nice to hear something that is so uniquely original.

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Very funny because it’s true

I find Alfie’s interactive take on comical policing matters to be hilarious. Only a comedy genius could take such dry and serious subjects and make us all laugh as he has done. I hope he makes many more series to come!

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Best ever comedy show

Seriously funny and gloriously entertaining.
So delighted to be able to buy this I've been desperate for it to appear on audible. Very funny.