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What do fast-talking New York octogenarians Abe and Mabel do when their lifelong grocery store, Pepperstein Produce, is driven out of business by Wonder Food? They embark on the ultimate road trip with a 19-year-old stoner, Wisdom, to Los Angeles to become actors.

An L.A. Theatre Works full-cast production, starring Edward Asner; Jonathan Banks; Ed Begley, Jr.; Emily Bergl; Dan Castellaneta; Derek Cecil; Bob Edwards; Clea Lewis; Anne Meara; Kendall Schmidt; and Susan Stamberg. Directed by Gordon Hunt. Recorded in front of a live audience by L.A. Theatre Works.

©2015 L.A Theatre Works (P)2015 L.A Theatre Works

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