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Narrated by:
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M. Warren Askins
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By:
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M. Warren Askins
About this listen
My son eats people. He doesn’t translate languages or shut off trash chutes. He doesn’t transform into a truck or a fighter jet. He doesn’t morph into liquid and seep through sewer grates. He eats people - my son eats people. Well, yeah, that's what he was designed to do. You see, my son is a robot. And me? I'm a sworn pacifist, raising him as best I can. So when a stranger came knocking one day, well, some stuff happened...
©2021 Matthew Warren Askins (P)2021 Matthew Warren Askins
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