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Humans Are Weird

By: Betty Adams
Narrated by: Betty Adams
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If you are looking for epic space battles, if you are looking for generals winning victory through genius tactics, if you are looking for berserker warriors carrying empires aloft on their swords, look elsewhere my friends. Here you will find laughter.

Here a quartermaster must discover why the human insists that the mass produced broom, identical down to the molecule to every other broom on the base, is the "wrong" broom, and why and how they expect him to fix it. Here aliens learn the meaning of "enough C4". Here a medic meets the challenge of understanding why a human thinks it can survive on chocolate cake.

©2021, 2022, 2023 Melody C Bigelow (P)2023 Melody C Bigelow First Contact Science Fiction Fiction
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I don't believe this will be for everyone, but if you're looking for a more cheerful, relaxed and cute perspective on the Sci-Fi genre, that isn't infantilized by its tone, this delivers. There really isn't anything like it and I find myself craving more.

Light-hearted analysis of humans from the perspective of aliens.

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