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How To Sell A Haunted House

By: Grady Hendrix
Narrated by: Mikhaila Aaseng, Jay Aaseng
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Your past and your family can haunt you like nothing else… A hilarious and terrifying new novel from the New York Times bestselling author of The Final Girl Support Group.

Every childhood home is haunted, and each of us are possessed by our parents.

When their parents die at the tail end of the coronavirus pandemic, Louise and Mark Joyner are devastated but nothing can prepare them for how bad things are about to get. The two siblings are almost totally estranged, and couldn’t be more different. Now, however, they don’t have a choice but to get along. The virus has passed, and both of them are facing bank accounts ravaged by the economic meltdown. Their one asset? Their childhood home. They need to get it on the market as soon as possible because they need the money. Yet before her parents died they taped newspaper over the mirrors and nailed shut the attic door.

Sometimes we feel like puppets, controlled by our upbringing and our genes. Sometimes we feel like our parents treat us like toys, or playthings, or even dolls. The past can ground us, teach us, and keep us safe. It can also trap us, and bind us, and suffocate the life out of us. As disturbing events stack up in the house, Louise and Mark have to learn that sometimes the only way to break away from the past, sometimes the only way to sell a haunted house, is to burn it all down.©2023 Grady Hendrix (P)2023 W. F. Howes Ltd Horror Psychological Suspense Thriller & Suspense Haunted Scary Exciting Fiction
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I actually gasped out loud a few times when listening to this. It certainly tapped into to many of my childhood and if I am honest adult fears. On the edge of my seat from beginning to end. Can't say much more without spoilers.

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I enjoyed this book though it did take a bit to get going for me. overall an enjoyable listen.

An easy listen haunted house tale.

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Apart from the excessive use of 'she said, he said’, it was a great audio book. Really enjoyed it

Really enjoyed this

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It started off well but story just dragged on too long. performance was good though.

Too long

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I think this was too long for what it is. The narrators are very good but it's a bit odd having one do just a few chapters in the middle.

Genuinely scary at times but too long

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