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How to Chat Up Babes

By: Stewart Ferris
Narrated by: Ben Ottridge
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Full of tips to boost your confidence with the opposite sex, no single bloke should enter a bar without this package tucked in his trousers.©2003 Stewart Ferris Education Performing Arts Relationships Stand-up Shows Comedy

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"Hilarious book...armed with this you can enchant her with your velvety wordplay." ( FHM)
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I bought this audio book as a cheap, self help guide. I have read a few of these how to chat up girls and this one is the worst I have ever heard. If I could give it a negative star rating I would.

The jokes are dated and sexiest the methods are appauling and are more likely to get you slapped in the face or arrested.

The humour is terrible, spend the extra money and buy something that will actualy help you get dates dont waste the money on this title.

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