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How to Be a Man

Narrated by: Chabuddy G
Length: 2 hrs
4.5 out of 5 stars (168 ratings)
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Summary

BONUS CONTENT! BONUS CONTENT! BONUS CONTENT! 

Are men supposed to be fighters? Lovers? Hunter-gatherers? Fashionistas? Business gurus? Culinary experts? You’re wrong if you think one man can’t be a jack and a master of all trades.   

In this special audio edition of How to Be a Man, you’ll hear from the horsie’s mouth how to be a proper god amongst men. You’ll learn how to boss a job interview - remember, the eyes are the windows to the soul, which is why you should avoid eye contact at all costs. You don’t want them looking into your disgustingly dirty soul. I also share some chirpising tekkers, such as my new style, ‘7 down, 1 up,’ where you viciously insult the lady seven times and then give her one compliment. And you’ll learn the importance of practising #SelfLove, like a true millennial man - there are two things I know about real men, they have curves and they cry. But I’m not giving you any more details than that, mate - you’ll have to buy the book.

I actually managed to write only 13,000 words, so I’ve had to bulk the audio version up a bit with extra girthy content. You’re actually getting more for your money, mate! And the production quality is proper tonk, too - just ignore those voicemails. I didn’t mean to include those.  

So sit back, relax, light a candle. Get naked if you want to. Get the baby oil out - I don’t judge - and let my silky, smooth tones caress your eardrums.  

©2018 Chabuddy G (P)2018 HarperCollins Publishers

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  • superhans
  • BELFAST, Co Antrim, United Kingdom
  • 02-11-18

Extra Girthy

This is the girthiest audiobook on the web. Big up the Beige prince Chabuddy G!

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Absolute Bvanger mate!

This book is bloody amazing mate. I only read it once and already I feel like an actual proper man mate. There were a few bits that I thought I’d struggle with, like the sqvinting look but I did manage it the end. I mean bloody hell, if this ain’t worth £10 or however much I stole it for then I don’t know vot is mate. 10/10. Will definitely read again when I start feeling feminine and all that. Big up Chabuddy G. Hopevully meet for that coffvee soon.

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Class act Chabuddy G

Laughing from the start until the finish, “Chabzy” brings out all the qualities we love in PJDN to an audio book. For anyone with a sense of humour!

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Chapatti Ghee is the man.

This is soo funny. Asim you're a legend mate. You nailed the stereotypical pakistani guy we all once knew 😂

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bloody banta mate, ready go be a man great book go

absolute bants loved every minute of it.. chubbudy g my uncle from another uncle x

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Incredibly funny.... Loved every moment of it.

Chabazzy defo knows what it takes to be a man and his advice can help many people who haven't yet found a way of making shit happen like chabzzy. Chabbzy is the biggest legend that came out of Hounslow ha ha ha

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Chabuddy g at his best

Hands down the best character to come out of the UK in decades...was in stitches

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Too funny

This book is too funny and the Chubuddy smashes it on the delivery. Highly recommended

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Brilliant

If you like the tv programme (People just do nothing) you will love this.

Couldn't stop laughing

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  • Andy
  • United Kingdom
  • 06-03-19

brilliant

loved it. listening to chapters again, its very orginal and very funny. if you like people Just do Nothing you'll love it. but even if you've not watched that it stands on its own as great comedy writting and excellent delivery 10/10

Please do another one!

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  • Anonymous User
  • 11-02-19

classic Mr chabziee

classic the best eargasm i have had
best comedy book i bought the audio version and have placed an order for the hardcopy to but the audio one i must say is a banger