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How to Avoid Certain Death

By: Tom Clempson
Narrated by: David Thorpe
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Charlie and Sarah are bored.

They live in the middle of nowhere with their dull grandparents, who refuse to let them do anything exciting. But one day, adventure comes knocking when their grandparents are captured by the most terrifying pirate of all time - Vladimir Death Pirate. Charlie and Sarah launch an immediate rescue mission, setting sail to find their grandparents...in a bathtub!

©2018 Tom Clempson (P)2018 Oakhill Publishing Literature & Fiction
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my daughter, and I have listened to this so many times and we love it! it's such a funny book and we are often laughing and quoting the funny parts. this is now her favourite book, move over Enid Blyton!!

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