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  • A no-nonsense guide to weddings... from a photographer who has seen it ALL
  • By: George Mahood
  • Narrated by: Nathaniel Priestley
  • Length: 5 hrs and 57 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (11 ratings)
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How Not to Get Married

By: George Mahood
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Summary

Something old. Something new. Something a wedding photographer would never tell you...until today.

After a decade photographing more than 250 weddings, author George Mahood is ready to lift the lid on the industry and expose the truths about what he has learned.

Sometimes controversial, often insightful, but always amusing, George Mahood offers some practical advice to those planning their own wedding, sharing stories of the weddings he photographed (as well as his own marriage), while shedding some light on the role of the wedding photographer and what it is like to document the glorious ups and often disastrous downs of the most important day in these couples' lives.

Whether you're getting married, have no intention of getting married, or are already married (insert appropriate option here), you'll have a great listen.
©2019 George Mahood (P)2020 George Mahood
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Funny, passionate and useful. Worth every penny.

This book had me laughing out loud and wanting to hire this photographer myself if he hadn't switched to writing already! His passion and experience shines through with wit, reminiscence, advice and laughter for all. I enjoyed learning the origins (of lack of) for several traditions we hold today and would definitely listen again to take down some great pointers for what to do and NOT to do if I was ever to marry again.

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fun book by George Mahmood with great narration

Another fun book by George Mahmood with great narration as always. easy to listen to with some ridiculous and some lovely wedding stories

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