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Help! I'm Being Eaten by a Bear!

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Help! I'm Being Eaten by a Bear!

By: Neil Sharpson
Narrated by: Neil Sharpson
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From the creators of the national bestseller Don’t Trust Fish comes a gleefully absurd guide to bear encounters.

Bears are full of surprises. Luckily, the author of this audiobook found out exactly what NOT to do when meeting a bear so that YOU can be totally prepared. For example, DO NOT make fun of the bear’s silly little ears and big hairy nose. And definitely DO NOT let the bear draw you a picture, even if he is a surprisingly good artist. Otherwise, you might end up on a wild adventure that could cost you your very favorite pair of pants…and win you an unexpected new friend.

This laugh-out-loud romp will delight listeners of all ages.
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Critic reviews

★ "Inventive, outlandish, executed with masterful precision, this is comedic absurdity approaching the sublime. More of this pair’s fancy-pants silliness, please." —Booklist, starred review

“Sharpson and Santat re-create the magic of their previous collaboration. . . . A worthy entry in the pantheon of consumed picture-book protagonists, with jokes that come as fast as a furious bear.” —Kirkus

"This unpredictable, entertaining story is outlandish and poignant. . . . This laugh-out-loud book will leave a positive mark on readers’ minds once it concludes." —School Library Journal

“[An] adroitly constructed comedy. . . . Digitally finished pencil-and-watercolor art balances poker-faced characterizations and matter-of-fact narration with pure Keystone Cops slapstick, resulting in readily ratcheting mayhem.” —Publishers Weekly
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