Happy Endings
The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch
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Happy Endings
Narrated by:
Jim Norton
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Jim Norton
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Jim Norton
About this listen
in the truest sense of the word. The physical equivalent of a tall slug, he pays top dollar for massages with happy endings and is fascinated by shitty sitcoms and fat girls. He is also, at times, racially offensive and morally repugnant. He spares no one in his comedy -- least of all himself.
Now, in this outrageous, blisteringly funny collection of essays, Norton tackles the topics that are near and dear to his heart: from public events like the legendary Voyeur Bus incident on the Opie and Anthony Show, which culminated in all involved being taken to jail, or seeking a hug from his childhood idol Gene Simmons, to deeply private moments, including a teenage Jim's embarrassing poetry-writing attempts while in rehab, and his inexpensive sexual experience with an unwashed MILF (a Monolith I'd Like to Forget). His stories are raw, searingly honest in their attention to detail, and most of all, hilarious.
Filled with personal photos and nearly fifty candid and uncompromising essays, Happy Endings is one of a kind...and probably best read on an empty stomach.©2007 Jim Norton. All rights reserved; (P)2007 Simon and Schuster Inc. All rights reserved.
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The reading during the first 20 minutes is not great... not sure if this was Jims first reading, very flat. After that he gets settled in however, the rest is honestly not reviewable as it is very much down to taste.
Best way to put it; if you like Jim Norton, you'll love this!
It's Yimmy, pure and simple!
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What did you like most about Happy Endings?
Truly fantastic,always loved Jim's stand-up and work on o&a now o&j,an insight into an already disturbingly open man.What did you like best about this story?
It's more of what I already love about Jim Norton.What about Jim Norton’s performance did you like?
Who can tell his story better than Jim himself.Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
The airplane fart story is hilarious.Any additional comments?
Somebody call the goose!fantastic.
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In the words of Norton himself " A booooooo"
Shame
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