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  • By: Janey Godley
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  • Length: 11 hrs and 55 mins
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Summary

A unique life story from a true survivor, read by the author.

Born in the tough East End of Glasgow and married into one of the city's most notorious criminal families, Janey Godley's young life was far from ordinary. From the grim and far-from-swinging '60s, to the discos of the '70s, to the tidal wave of heroin addiction which engulfed Glasgow's East End during the '80s, Janey was witness to an extraordinary underworld - as well as religious sectarianism, abject poverty and a frightening family of in-laws. Throughout it all, her indomitable spirit - and her vivid sense of humour - kept her alive.

A vivid, intimate and darkly funny account of a life less ordinary, Handstands in the Dark tells the story of how one girl escaped a chaotic family and became one of the UK's most popular comedic talents.

©2005 Janey Godley (P)2021 Hodder & Stoughton Limited

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Outstanding

Brutally honest. Sad, funny & hard to stop listening from beginning to end. The courage to write this very personal life story & then do the audio …. I am in awe of Janey Godley. Thankyou for sharing.

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Amazing storey

What a woman, such a horrible and tough up bringing in difficult times living on the edge and in poverty. Such a strong and determined woman, James deserves every credit and praise for telling her storey.

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Wow!

An amazing book, a must listen! I would definitely recommend this very human story. Thank you Janey Godley for writing it.

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Good Book

Loved the book
nice it was Janey that was narrating it made it all the more enjoyable

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What a Story!

This is one hell of an autobiography, I couldn’t stop listening! A remarkable story of resilience.

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What an incredible book about survival

Janey is an inspiration to all. If you feel like you can’t do something and need someone to encourage you- This is a book to read. The narrative by Janey is superb. I cannot believe that anyone that has gone through her life and has come out the other end is possible.

What an incredible woman. What a brave woman. Against all odds Janey made it.

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Wonderful book

I thoroughly enjoyed Janey’s book although it’s an extremely hard listen at times, I frequently found myself in tears. Beautifully written and narrated I was totally immersed in the sights and sounds of the time.

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Fabulous listen

Repulsive treatment of an innocent wee girl, recounted by someone who has obviously toiled and fought through the aftermath. Inspiring, fast paced and really funny. All credit to you Janey for every aspect of this story.

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quite a story!

loved this. can relate to lots of things in my hometown of Glasgow. Janey Godley is a survivor! not only did she survive horrendous events she saw justice served on her perpetrators. Not ONLY that, she's made a living from it.
I loved that Janey narrated it herself.
Good luck with the rest of your life and the same to your wonderful daughter Ashley.

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Hugely Recommended

Thank you for sharing your story Janey.
And so well narrated. A the end I just wanted to hear more. Didn't want it to finish.

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