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Girl, No.

A Field Guide to Walking Red Flags

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Girl, No.

By: Tansy Thorne
Narrated by: Millie Hearts
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About this listen

In short... Girl, No: A Field Guide to Walking Red Flags is the satirical relationship guide by Tansy Thorne. It's written as a humorous and empowering book that outlines 30+ red flags. The tone is snarky, witty, and designed as a gift-style book for women to give to their friends who need a wake-up call about the terrible guys they keep dating.

A savage, smart, and sarcastic guide to modern dating misfires. Are you constantly asking yourself, "Is this a red flag?" Let’s make it easy: If you’ve Googled it, it probably is. What about that friend that is completely intuitively blind to red flags? SEND THE BOOK!

This laugh-out-loud guide exposes 30 classic red flags from the guy who “loves hard” (a.k.a. love bombs on week one), to the one who “hates drama” (but somehow always causes it). With biting humor and brutal honesty, Girl, No. breaks down the subtle signs of emotional manipulation, toxic patterns, and behavior that should send you running—not rationalizing. Each flag comes with:

  • A relatable translation of what he really means
  • A reality check you need to hear
  • A “spot-the-flag” question to help you assess
  • And possible exceptions for the emotionally mature unicorns

Whether you're in the trenches of dating apps, healing from heartbreak, or helping a friend wake up and smell the, this field guide is the empowering wake-up call you didn’t know you needed. Perfect for fans of:

  • Feminist humor & snark
  • Relationship red flag checklists
  • Gifts for single women or besties post-breakup
  • Emotional intelligence with a side of sass

Girl, No. You deserve better, and this book will remind you why.

©2025 Tansy Thorne (P)2025 Tansy Thorne
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