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Gil's All Fright Diner

By: A. Lee Martinez
Narrated by: Fred Berman
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About this listen

Welcome to Gil's All Night Diner, where zombie attacks are a regular occurrence and you never know what might be lurking in the freezer....

Duke and Earl are just passing through Rockwood county in their pick-up truck when they stop at the Diner for a quick bite to eat. They aren't planning to stick around-until Loretta, the eatery's owner, offers them $100 to take care of her zombie problem. Given that Duke is a werewolf and Earl's a vampire, this looks right up their alley. But the shambling dead are just the tip of a particularly spiky iceberg.

Seems someone's out to drive Loretta from the Diner, and more than willing to raise a little Hell on Earth if that's what it takes. Before Duke and Earl get to the bottom of the Diner's troubles, they'll run into such otherworldly complications as undead cattle, an amorous ghost, a jailbait sorceress, and the terrifying occult power of pig-latin. And maybe - just maybe - the End of the World, too.

Gory, sexy, and flat-out hilarious, Gil's All Fright Diner will tickle your funnybone - before ripping it out of its socket!

©2009 A. Lee Martinez (P)2009 Macmillan Audio Fantasy Fiction Horror Literature & Fiction Scary Zombie Paranormal Funny Witty Werewolf Shifter

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Critic reviews

"Fans of Douglas Adams and Joe R. Lansdale...will happily sink their teeth into this combo platter of raunchy laughs and ectoplasmic ecstasy." ( Publishers Weekly)
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I loved all the characters. Sucked me in after a few minutes. Hilarious and well rounded characters. I feel like there needs to be more stories on these two.

More!!

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interesting story and moves along at a nice pace. Its a fairly short story, but pretty amusing and an easy listen. Will certainly listen to again at some point.

Simple easy listen and fairly amusing

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Imagine a redneck vampire and an ex-trucker werewolf step into Twilight Zone.
Now add zombies.

Fantastic.

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for modern(ish) fantasy this was a really interesting take but the story was somewhat spoilt by the constant body shaming and sexualisation of a '18 in 3 months' girl

not the narrators fault, they did a pretty good job although character accents/voices could be more distinct

interesting concept but...

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